So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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