ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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