Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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