Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Randomize
