did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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