I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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