How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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