At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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