UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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