Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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