that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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