Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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