I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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