Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
it glows. i had to have it.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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