She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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