Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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