Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I would fuck him just for his dog
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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