I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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