I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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