you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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