I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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