you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
