i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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