his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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