Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
id be glad to
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
did i walk over a car last night?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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