he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
wow bdsm is so cute
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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