yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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