Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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