guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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