He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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