We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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