Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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