Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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