Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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