It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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