I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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