It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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