dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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