That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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