This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
ugly people sure do ruin things
i will never coherently bang her
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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