so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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