we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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