after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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