there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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