It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
