The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You can't special order awesome
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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