It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
