thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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