She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
