Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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