so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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