I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You may now shotgun with the bride
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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