We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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