sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Randomize
