It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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