What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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