Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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