Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I need to wash the frat house off of me
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
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