I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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