i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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