they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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